“Ghost in the Water” Ultra-Secret Preview
My printer is mad at me.
As I type this, my poor, abused, overworked home printer is in the process of printing over 1500 pages. That’s a lot, particularly when it’s only used to printing single-page birthday invitations once a year.
What if I asked you to type that much? …that’s right. Now you know how my printer feels.
I’m printing out a bunch of copies of “The League of Scientists and The Ghost in the Water” so I can give them to people to read. Then I’ll see what they liked and what they didn’t like.
These are my “Ultra-Secret Preview copies”. Will you get one? Probably not. They’re a rare item, destined to be on a display in a museum somewhere, or traded on Craigslist for a roll of duct tape.
You may think that’s a bad thing. But NEVER underestimate the importance of duct tape!
Okay, I’ve gotta go. My printer is calling me some nasty names.

Wishes he was in Michigan, to increase his chances of getting a super secret preview.